Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and...– Susan Cain, Quiet (via revelationsong)
Me: Keep it to yourself!
Mom: But it's just my opinion!
Me: Well, it stinks!
It must be tough for Republicans to love America so much but hate almost...– Jon Stewart (via dumbledoreisabamf)
Send me a color
Purple: 10 facts about my room
Blue: 9 facts about my family
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town
Red: 5 facts about my best friend
Pink: 4 facts about my parents
White: 3 facts about my personality
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like
I’d imagine the whole world was one big machine. Machines never come with...– Hugo Cabret
These candidates are dog shit. All we’re doing is picking out the dick...– ShitMyDadSays
Bullshit. War ain’t over till people stop shooting. You can’t say...– ShitMyDadSays
That awkward moment when you're being silly and...
I just found out that there’s a nightclub downtown called Meow Meow
Brother to me: You know what you are? A procrastinate.
Sister: That... doesn't even make sense.
Me: In what way?
Brother: What's the word, you know, for really negative?
Me: Pessimist. I knew that that's what you meant but I thought that not telling you would be funnier.
Brother: You butthead!
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