March 2013
1 post
July 2012
2 posts
June 2012
1 post
May 2012
6 posts
“Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and...”
– Susan Cain, Quiet (via revelationsong)
5 tags
Smelly humor
Mom: *farts*
Me: Keep it to yourself!
Mom: But it's just my opinion!
Me: Well, it stinks!
April 2012
17 posts
4 tags
“It must be tough for Republicans to love America so much but hate almost...”
– Jon Stewart (via dumbledoreisabamf)
March 2012
2 posts
Send me a color
Purple: 10 facts about my room
Blue: 9 facts about my family
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town
Red: 5 facts about my best friend
Pink: 4 facts about my parents
White: 3 facts about my personality
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like
February 2012
11 posts
1 tag
“I’d imagine the whole world was one big machine. Machines never come with...”
– Hugo Cabret
3 tags
“These candidates are dog shit. All we’re doing is picking out the dick...”
– ShitMyDadSays
4 tags
“Bullshit. War ain’t over till people stop shooting. You can’t say...”
– ShitMyDadSays
That awkward moment when you're being silly and...
most-awkward-moments:
January 2012
44 posts
I just found out that there’s a nightclub downtown called Meow Meow
3 tags
3 tags
Dinner Conversation
Brother to me: You know what you are? A procrastinate.
Sister: That... doesn't even make sense.
Me: In what way?
Brother: What's the word, you know, for really negative?
Me: Pessimist. I knew that that's what you meant but I thought that not telling you would be funnier.
Brother: You butthead!
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